Last week we had a day at the beach. Nothing unusual there its now a regular past time. This however was a bit different. Husband was armed with camcorder and English relatives in tow. Now firstly there are some rules to follow Beaches at midday when its 37 and school holidays is not a wise idea but try telling that to the rellies. Any how we jump on the train all 4 adults 6 kids 4 body boards 3 rucksacks one eskie one pushchair and a toy truck of us. We get there. It is packed. So we head for the toddler enclosure since we are unlucky enough to have one. Everyone peels off there clothes. Kids head straight for the toddler sea pool. The men follow. We women open the eskie and settle back to catch some rays.
Anyhow all is well. I try body boarding. It ends with me deciding its to much like hard work. I notice hubby is filming so decide to give folks back home a giggle. Board under arm I start a slow mo run through the surf with lots of hair tossing.... Hubby egging me on. Suddenly i notice giggling My boobs are flopping around and not encased in bikini top as one would hope. It would never happen to pammy!!!
Later when I am feeling brave and sure everyone who saw my white tits flopping all over the place is gone I venture back in the sea for a swim. I emerge like a drowned rat and realise i didn't bring a hairbrush. BUGGER!!!
The following day I need to visit a Dr and sort out my contraceptive jab. everyone is at work. The nearest Dr is in a suburb I have never been to a bus ride away. Feeling brave I grab all 4 kids dress em slap sunscreen on em and head for the bus. Easy as pie what was i worried about? See Dr am baby proofed. Miss bus there is not another for an hour!!! Ah its only 1km we can walk it. Only I am not great with my sense of direction and get us all lost down a back road with no people in sight. 2 ffing hours to get home ...... and I had not put any sunscreen on me so from white tits to burnt tits in one easy move¬
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